Non-Jews are for practice
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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