My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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