Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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