Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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