i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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