Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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