she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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