she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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