Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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