He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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