this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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