you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
