I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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