Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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