I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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