Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Couch. On fire.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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