do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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