There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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