love makes seman taste better
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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