I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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