i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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