and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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