I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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