He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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