I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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