Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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