Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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