Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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