I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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