I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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