college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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