Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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