I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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