Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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