Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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