We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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