Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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