I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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