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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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