Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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