i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
wow bdsm is so cute
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