Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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