I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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