I'm pants shitting drunk right now
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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