I think I am morally bankrupt
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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