i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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