the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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