She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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