My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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