let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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