you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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