All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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