I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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