Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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